A Christmas Poem for Gardeners

I found this version of Clement Moore’s famous poem, especially for gardeners, and thought I’d share it with you.  While this Santa may need a few lessons in sustainable gardening practices, he’s still sure to bring a smile to your face.   Best wishes for a joyous & magical Christmas. Enjoy!

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the yard the branches were bare and the ground frozen hard; The roses were dormant and mulched all around to protect them from damage if frost heaves the ground.

The perennials were nestled all snug in their beds while visions of 5-10-5 danced in their heads. The new-planted shrubs, had been soaked by the hose to settle their roots for the long winter’s doze.

And out on the lawn, the new fallen snow protected the roots of the grasses below. When what to my wondering eyes should appear but a truck full of gifts of gardening gear.

Saint Nick was the driver – the jolly old elf and he winked as he said, “I’m a gardener myself. I’ve brought wilt-pruf, rootone, and gibberellin, too. Please try them and see what they do.

To start new plants, a propagating kit. Sparkling new shears, for the old apple tree. To seed your new lawn, I’ve a patented sower; in case it should grow, here’s a new power mower.

For seed-planting days, I’ve a trowel and a dibble, and a roll of wire mesh if the rabbits should nibble. For the feminine gardener, some gadgets she loves; plant stakes, a sprinkler, and waterproof gloves.

A chemical agent for the compost pit, and for pH detecting, a soil testing kit. With these colorful flagstones, lay a new garden path, for the kids to enjoy, and bird feeder and bath.

And last but not least, some well-rotted manure. A green Christmas year round, these gifts will ensure.” Then jolly Saint Nick, having emptied his load, started his truck and took to the road.

And I heard him exclaim through the motor’s loud hum “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a green thumb!”

 

Victorian Santa

Note:  The original poem was written by horticulturist Richard Jauron and can be found at Iowa State University’s Cooperative Extenstion website. 

6 thoughts on “A Christmas Poem for Gardeners

  1. oh Santa, you shouldn’t have! (but I’ll gladly take all those treasures just the same, particularly the load of manure, gosh Santa reading my mind). Have a wonderful Christmas Debbie and best wishes in the new year!

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